 | It is party conference time and two MPs (let's call them Mark and Simon) end up side by side in the urinals. Mark sneaks a look down and sees a nicotine patch on Simons's ****. He says "Hey Simon, I'm not a rocket scientist or anything, but, isn't that supposed to be on your arm?" Simon replies "It's working fine. I'm down to two butts a day!" |  |
